THE PCHUNK GUIDE TO SCORING
Realizing that he would never score, man invented "hobbies", such as guitar playing and relaxing on the beach, in order to console himself and ease the pain of failure.
Scoring can be a difficult thing to do, especially when the whole neighborhood has heard the rumors about your sexual history with breakfast sandwiches. The PC Hunks know your frustration well. All too well, indeed.
We know about the crushing, man-eating sense of defeat that accompanies you on your otherwise solitary return from the local bar.
We know about the lonely, pathetic nights spent playing Dungeons and Dragons by yourself, and rigging the campaign so that your level 9 Wizard, the Dread Lord Malswor, sweeps the hot priestess of the moon off her feet and into the temple bed chambers.
We have the cure for your problems, and thankfully it does not involve self-mutilation or removal of any body parts.
Here's the secret: Give up now. The path ahead of you is horny and desolate, and there will be no rewards for your patience. Abandon all hope. You will never score.
And even if you do, you probably won't be trying to anyways. You'll probably be genuinely pursuing meaningful human relations, and just happen to score along the way. It will be the unintended side effect of viewing women as things other than potential sheaths for your penis. Such is your ridiculous plight.
Another dose of deep wisdom from,
THE PC HUNKS | 
